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Baby's first...stone

Most folk do this the opposite way at WeightWatchers® but for any parent it's a milestone and a half.

The first stone...

That's not the first time some angry bloke comes round whining about a pane of glass or a dent on his car's bonnet, but crossing the 14lb marker. New money aside, that's about the weight Geoff Capes was was he was born.

All I can say is, thank f**k I wasn't his mother!

14 weeks, 14lbs. Make sure Saturday night's lottery numbers have a 14 in there somewhere.

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