Party tricks
The performing seal is doing us proud, he's got a number of tricks that he performs on demand (most of the time). Some of which I've already covered as routine stuff, but here's the current run-down on the tricks.
"Where's Iain?"
/ Hides behind hands. Not a new one, but a really old favourite now performed on demand. A winner in the "bored in the car" category
"Where's your tummy"
/ Points to tummy. If in a joyful mood hears "Where's..." and pre-empts the hiding behind hands.
"What do we do with this"
/ Multiple reactions. Depends what "this" is. If it's a toilet handle, he flushes. If we're post-toilet and washing hands, up come his hands for a wash, followed by the towel. "This" is anything we give him, point to, or has in his hands. It does not get it's real noun, eg it really is "what do we do with this" and not "what do we do with the brush"
"Where does it go"
/ Again, "it" is the real word we use, not the noun for "it". He knows what component toys go with what, ie all his animls and Old Macdonald go with his tractor, the small balls go with the Pooh tree, his four little wooden cars are for his wooden track, caps go on bottles etc.
"Do we get a kiss"
/ Depends on mood. Could be a smacker or blowing a kiss with or without the hand motion.
And these are all demonstrable for a small fee. Kisses cost slightly more.
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